greetingsprophet:

benverly:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

if the gay character of a show looks like this its probably a really bad show

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bold of u to say glee is a bad show

glee is a bad show

whats a pillow princess

quatara:

quatara:

pak:

i don’t have the heart to explain

ok i’ll google it

oh so youre just a lazy whore

crow–teeth:

today in class the professor said “it’s generally pretty hit or miss” and my entire body instantly tensed. my heart stopped. from across the room I heard a hushed “I guess they never miss huh” and I wanted to attack them like a rabid dog

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:
“ moonlandingwasfaked:
“ midtown120blues:
“I am going to die as soon as I turn around
”
family guy deadly moments
”
family guy final moments
”

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

moonlandingwasfaked:

midtown120blues:

I am going to die as soon as I turn around

family guy deadly moments

family guy final moments

mettic:

suppermariobroth:

The Extra Room of Mario Party 4 contains a single-player minigame called “Doors of Doom”. It consists entirely out of choosing one of two doors; each one either lets Mario through to the next room, awarding him a point, or opens to reveal Bowser, which ends the game.

The minigame is actually completely rigged from the start. The game determines how many points the player is allowed to receive and the result will be the same no matter which doors are chosen.

In the above footage, the game has decided that Mario should lose after getting 1 point. In the second room, both doors open to reveal Bowser. This can be tested by using an emulator and saving a snapshot of the game. No matter how many times the savestate is reloaded, what frames the inputs are made on, and what doors are chosen, Bowser will always appear after the predetermined allowed number of points.
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nintendo will pay for this bullshit

anarchapella:

This is a dog that has learned this the hard way

clamjob:
“ join tumblr
”

clamjob:

join tumblr

pissvortex:

Jeff Bezos divorce moodboard

knockoffs-and-bootlegs:

This is the last thing you see before you die

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misshoneywheeler:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

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positive-memes:
“My best burrito
”

positive-memes:

My best burrito